Please try the following:
- Click the
Regime Change button, or try again later.
- If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the
address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
- To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu,
and then click Weapons Inspector Options.
On the Security Council tab, click Consensus.
The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
- If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of
America can examine your country and automatically discover
Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect Weapons.
- Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them.
Click the Panic menu and then click
About US foreign policy to
determine what regime they will install.
- If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your
interests, make sure your options are left wide open as
long as possible. Click the Tools menu,
and then click on League of Nations.
On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section
and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
- Click the
Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or getting CIA Error?
Forget Microsoft, use
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction
and all he found were
these lousy T-shirts.
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